sloth

Most days I come to work with the notion that I will at least get one or two simple tasks completed. Then there are certain days when I come into the office with the attitude that I will not be doing any work whatsoever.

What happens when slackerdom turns to sloth?

1. I get mad when people ask me to do work. Don’t they know I don’t do that?

2. Emailing friends from the office seems like too much effort.

3. I decide to go to the bathroom to kill time, then realize I was just in there 10 minutes ago.

4. I’ve read the same news item on three different websites.

5. I’m running out of YouTube clips.

6. I’ve checked my Ameritrade account for the fifteenth time today.

7. I print things off just to take a walk.

8. I literally stare at the wall.

9. Tomorrow seems like a good day to decide to do nothing as well.

10. I’ve slunk so low in my chair I almost fall out.

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