One of the credos of a slacker is to do things at the last second they need to done in order to enjoy your time as much as possible. I enjoy sleeping. Follow the following tips to maximize the amount of time in bed before making it into the office.

• Shower and shave the night before. Spray lots of cologne in the morning.




• Wear the same pair of pants all week (or month). Leave you belt in them with security badge attached. You can also probably get away with the same shirt and tie for a few days in a row if you haven’t interacted with many people during the current week. Morning is not the best time for decisions.




• If you can handle it, sleep in your socks. Use shoes that you can slip into easily without tying and untying.




• Learn to love portable smoothie drinks for breakfast.




• Style your hair with the ‘bedhead’ look. Run some water through it to calm down the fluffy parts and you’re good to go.




• If it is winter time, learn the areas in on your car windows that are absolutely necessary to scrape to drive safely.

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